The news that got a lot of attention today was Tiger Wood’s farting at the Buik Open. Theories and more theories, nothing could satisfy my brain. The farting has become a worldwide news.
What’s there to alarm if Tiger Wood farts? Isn’t a problem everyone has? I’m not an expert on giving a lecture on farting and what causes it, but some facts about farts.
- Farting has to do with what you eat. Avoid left-overs from the refrigerator.
- Farting makes sound. You can’t find silencers to do it silently.
- Farting fumes smell. It can be allergic to your friends.
- Sodas sometimes help to fight farting. Don’t drink too much between the games.
- Don’t fart on your first date with a girl.
- You don’t have to fart because you watched Tiger Woods doing it.
- Farting is followed by some consequences to some.
- You fart, so saying an “excuse” is upto you.
- Costs nothing to fart, but it can cost your dignity.
Disclosure: Tiger fart or not? I don’t know.
Update on 8/5/2009: It looks like Tiger should not be accused of as per the latest investigation on who farted.
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